castiel-angel-of-the-lord:

thearcticmuser:

if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out

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(Source: officialtomkirk)

destiel-padalecki:

broadway-phan:

fact-and-fricti0n:

The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right

This deserves more notes.

yes oh my god please

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

lennythereviewer:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

I’m weeping over here 

levicastiel:

the-nerdinator:

Valid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:

  • She bullied you all through high school
  • She punched your disabled grandmother
  • She urged your troubled brother to get into drugs
  • She murdered your parents
  • She crashed your wedding to admit she’s been having an affair with your fiancé

Invalid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:

  • She’s married to Jensen Ackles.

(This list also works if you substitute Danneel for Genevieve, or Vicki.)

Idk I’d probably still love her 

iwishiwasfictional:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:


anawkwardfruit
:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

i just choked on my cheese

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

stargazingeyes:

OH SNAP!

(Source: chinitahermosaa)